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Ann ([personal profile] capri0mni) wrote2012-12-23 03:23 pm

A Yuletide Tale Retold:

Here is a story I've told before, on my personal journal. But Christmas-Yule-Saturnalia is a time for retelling tales:

Like most children, I eventually grew out of a belief in any literally existing "Santa" (though, actually, his name is Claus -- calling him Santa's like calling him "Mister"). But when I was grown up, I came to believe in him again:

I was twenty-three, and a junior in college -- one of two mobility-impaired students on campus. The dorms we lived in were converted apartment buildings from the 1920s: two storeys, with a flight of stairs leading to the second floor right inside the door. ... I never went up the stairs.

So "Secret Santa" week rolls around, and our socks got tacked up to a wall in the common room, with our names above each. We each pull a name out of a hat. The name I pull belongs to someone who always went right up the stairs when she came in from class, and hardly ever came into the common lounge to hang out -- I wasn't even sure what her face looked like.

As I use a wheelchair, and don't drive, the only access I had for presents was the campus bookstore -- and the cafeteria. Unsure of what to get my mysterious "santee," that first day, I snagged an orange from the fruit bar, because that's at least traditional for a stocking stuffer. But it wouldn't be in keeping with the spirit of the game if I left it at that. So I went into the bookstore and perused the shelves of cute, deliberately made, Christmas gifts, which were alongside the boxed convenience foods that could be made on a hot plate or microwave, in the dorm room...

My hand to the Powers, I swear I heard a voice whisper in my ear: "Get the chicken soup." So I do.

Then I hurry back and put my gifts in her stocking, and duck out of the common room before anyone can see me. I was putting the key in my dorm room door when I heard someone come in, and head for the "Stocking Wall." The next thing I hear:

"An Orange! And Chicken Soup! Just what I needed -- I'm coming down with a cold!"

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Now, I ask you: Who else but the Claus would know that?! So I am a believer forever: whether a spirit or corporeal being (or both, if the circumstances require), I believe Furry Nicholas is the Muse of Generosity -- the one who inspires us to find the perfect gift for the perfect moment, even if it is our name signed on the gift tag.

Io, Saturnalia! and Glad Yule!