This is just as sweet as I’ve come to expect from your writing. The prose is smooth, too—I’m a sucker for typographical trickery, so the capslocked words work well. Besides which, despite the lack of explicit descriptions of him, I have the clearest mental image of Crinkelminkel.

don't worry--I took breaks for biological needs
Incredible! On late night writing sprees (usually), I would reason that I’d normally be asleep and not tending to such needs anyhow.