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Ann ([personal profile] capri0mni) wrote2017-09-15 11:56 am

I dont think Baby Boomers have anything to do with it

This is a "chat" I posted to my Tumblr, today. And I'm posting it now, in response to This story segment from [personal profile] dialecticdreamer, and the ensuing discussion.




Disabled Person: I need a wheelchair.

Wheelchair Manufacturer: We won't sell you one unless Medicare will pay for it*

Disabled Person: I need a wheelchair.

Medicare: Can you walk 20 feet?

Disabled Person: It's 40 feet from my front door to my bedroom...

Medicare: Can you walk 20 feet?

Disabled Person: I can, but it's excruciatingly painful, my balance is terrible, and I risk falling at every step.

Medicare: Then No.

Disabled Person: Why not?

Medicare: We're running out of money. The Baby Boomers are getting old and sick. And the Gen X'ers and Millennials are not reproducing. Very sorry. Have a nice day.

800K Gen-X & Millennial "Dreamers": Hey! we're paying into Social Security!

Medicare: You don't count.

110K Refugee Applicants: We want to come into your country, and contribute to your economy, including helping to pay for Social Security. Please let us in?

Federal Government: No!

Disabled Person: I still need a wheelchair.

Medicare: Very sorry. Absolutely nothing we can do.

Disabled Person: ...

"Dreamers": ...

Refugees: ...

Medicare: Buh-bye! Don't let the door hit you on the way out.



*Footnote: Even if you are wealthy enough to purchase a wheelchair out-of-pocket, many suppliers still require proof of insurance. And even private insurers copy Medicare's policies when it comes medical equipment and mobility aids.
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[personal profile] davidgillon 2017-09-15 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That's even more broken than here in the UK, didn't think that was possible!
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[personal profile] davidgillon 2017-09-15 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I've got a bunch of friends stuck in the 'need a powerchair but can technically stand so aren't eligible for one' Catch-22, but we at least don't have that won't sell you one insurance Catch-22 to close off the alternate route.
jesse_the_k: Slings & Arrows' Anna says: "I'll smack you so hard your cousin will fall down!" (Anna smacks hard)

[personal profile] jesse_the_k 2017-09-15 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh fuck yes! Thank you for pinpointing this error.