Even if you're not doing Script Frenzy!....

[capri0mni]

You should still check out their homepage. They've got a nifty little "plot machine" generator that gives you a new, three-part, movie plot idea every time you update the page.

The lastest one I got was clearly meant for gordon_r_d:

In a world run by earthworms,
A merry band of woodland ninjas,
Plans a campout a haunted bayou.

I don't know about you, but I would totally pay $8.75 to see that on the big scren.