Meme with questionable wording, from whomiga

[capri0mni]

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Lo! Who is that, striding through the tarmac! It is Capriuni, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a bloodthirsty roar, her voice cometh: "I'm going to hump you until you purr like a bitch-kitten, then bake cookies!"

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Isn't a "tarmac" the asphalt where they land airplanes, and the like? If so, shouldn't I be striding across the tarmac? Or is the tar still thick and melty and gross, like a petroleum-based swamp?

Also, which one of us is going to bake the cookies? Me or you? .... No matter. I'll stock up on butter and sugar and eggs in any case.