Open call to DW fic writers: anyone up for a collaboration?

First, I want to do something creative with another person. I feel the need to have a deep tangling and bouncing with another mind (having those things with another warm body would be wonderful, too. But I don't envision that happening anytime in the future).

Second, way back in June of last year, I threatened to turn this massive bit of meta-fanwank (How Time Lords Got the Power of Regeneration, and What They Did With It) into something resembling a coherent tale. But, frankly, I don't feel like I have the sci-fi writing chops to accomplish such a task.

So, um, help? No schedule, or anything. I'm not doing it for a challenge or anything with a time limit. I just want to start. If you help me, I will love you, and give you cookies, and send you thank you cards, and ...yeah...

Third: I haven't updated my friends filters in ages. If you want to be on my Doctor Who filter, raise your hand, and I'll make sure you're on it...

Lastly: I need to make an icon for storytelling, probably.