Once Upon a Time Meme, caught from snowgrouse

[capri0mni]

Once Upon A Time?

1.You are sent to live your life in a fairytale land. What is the name of this land far far away?

:::Blank Stare::: "The Kingdom," just like every country in every fairy tale. Country names for fictional lands is a modern literary invention...

But if you must have a name, I'll make one up right after I answer the last question...

2.Considering your personality, what standard fairytale persona would you be?

The youngest sibling. The "Simpleton," who tries to be nice to everyone, including the ugly troll at the crossroads, and the toad in the mud puddle.

3.What or who would be your nemesis?

Greedy, ambitious person (advisor to monarch, maybe), who tries to usurp the throne through being tricky, dishonest and "clever."

4.What is the moral to your tale?

The power of kindness is the greatest power of all.

5.Describe what would be your happily ever after?

The Greedy Advisor is humiliated, and the monarch appoints me to advisor in G.A.'s place. But I turn down the grand apartments in the palace in favor of a little hut in the woods, where I ask all the birds and animals for advice, and that's where I get my "wisdom," because the birds and insects and animals together can know things that "clever" humans will never figure out.

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Okay. Now for the name of my Kingdom. First, I'll close my eyes, then, I'll type letters at random, thusly:
sfdl;kreon veirekf eireoirfdjoljkreioe

Hm. How does "Joljakre" sound for the name of the kingdom?

No? Then we'll just call it "The Kingdom."

Comments

[jekesta]

I love your happily ever after, huts in the woods are one of the best ever afters ever.

[capriuni.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I think so, too...

[pedanther]

No? Then we'll just call it "The Kingdom."

Heh.


Speaking of fairy tales, you should read this.

[capriuni.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I needed that. I shall look at it some more when I dial in and get a faster connection.