- Step One: leaf through an anthology of nursery rhymes, and find some silly couplets you didn't know before:
- Consider eating a nutritious meal tomorrow night. Focus on comfort food tonight.
- Share this silliness and lack of sense with your friends, through the Interwebs.
- Once you are on the Interwebs, get a whim, and do a search for a silly picture to illustrate your silly rhyme.
The Guinea-Pig
There was a little guinea-pig,
Who, being little, was not big.
He always ran upon his feet,
And never fasted when he eat.
When from a place he ran away
He never at that place did stay,
And while he ran, as I am told,
He ne'er stood still, for young or old.
He often squeaked, and sometimes vi'lent,
And when he squeaked, he ne'er was silent;
Though ne'er instructed by a cat,
He knew a mouse was not a rat.
One day, as I am certified,
He took a whim, and fairly died;
And as I'm told by men of sense,
He never has been living since.
Then, find it and post it.