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  1. Step One: leaf through an anthology of nursery rhymes, and find some silly couplets you didn't know before:

  2. The Guinea-Pig

    There was a little guinea-pig,
    Who, being little, was not big.
    He always ran upon his feet,
    And never fasted when he eat.

    When from a place he ran away
    He never at that place did stay,
    And while he ran, as I am told,
    He ne'er stood still, for young or old.

    He often squeaked, and sometimes vi'lent,
    And when he squeaked, he ne'er was silent;
    Though ne'er instructed by a cat,
    He knew a mouse was not a rat.

    One day, as I am certified,
    He took a whim, and fairly died;
    And as I'm told by men of sense,
    He never has been living since.


  3. Consider eating a nutritious meal tomorrow night. Focus on comfort food tonight.



  4. Share this silliness and lack of sense with your friends, through the Interwebs.


  5. Once you are on the Interwebs, get a whim, and do a search for a silly picture to illustrate your silly rhyme.


  6. Then, find it and post it.

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