GIP. I gave my "got mirth?" a do-over. Also: have some mirth:

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A couple more jokes from mudcat:

• A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her,
  hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed
  her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window
  overlooking a lovely flower garden.
  
  She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in
  her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and
  straighten her up. Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly
  started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once
  more brought her back upright. This went on all morning.
  
  Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her
  new home.
  
  "So Mum, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?"
  
  "It's all right," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart."



• A man entered a barber shop and said, "I am tired of looking like everyone else! I want a change! Part my hair from ear to ear!"
  
  "Are you sure?"
  
  "Yes!" said the man.
  
  The barber did as he was told and a satisfied customer left the shop.
  
  Three hours passed and the man reentered the shop. "Put it back the way it was," he said.
  
  "What's the matter?" asked the barber. "Are you tired of being a nonconformist already?"
  
  "No," he replied, "I'm tired of people whispering in my nose!"