Battle Monster meme snagged from raze

[capri0mni]

CapriUni is a Giant Robot that has Crablike Pincers, a Single Giant Eye and Tough Leathery Skin, carries a Flamethrower, and can Change Colour. Strength: 9 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 8 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat CapriUni, enter your name and choose an attack: fights CapriUni using Strength Agility Intelligence

*considers putting such a robot into her Nano Novel*

Comments

[dharma_slut]

Hah!
I win!

I like my black and white stripes.

Why an agile Mecha-bee would be very slow, though-- Ridiculous!

[capri0mni]

Well, maybe it's all a matter of perspective; riding around in a metal tripod might be infuriating slow for a Mecha-Bee who's used to flight, but that could still be fast enough to run rings around everyone else.

[dharma_slut]

I am a disabled Mecha-Bee? I guess so!

I want my wings back! And a pony.

[capri0mni]

Maybe ... Or perhaps you're using the tripod for some other reason.

[dharma_slut]

Hmm, tripond... I'm not used to three dimensions... Thats an adorbs icon.

[capri0mni]

Thanks. I drew it as a tee-shirt design for my aide's other client (who'd just turned five), to give the little old ladies who wanted to ambush pet him a bit of a pause...

[raze]

You beat me - in strength, agility, AND intelligence! This seems accurate!

[capri0mni]

Believe me, I doubt it... especially in agility (I am simultaneously stiff and floppy in all the ways I shouldn't be).

[pebblerocker]

Pebblerocker is a Collosal Ant that shoots Electricity from its Eyes, has a Sharp Beak, Escaped from a Secret Government Research Base, is Easily Confused, and can Change Colour. Strength: 9 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 5 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat Pebblerocker, enter your name and choose an attack: fights Pebblerocker using Strength Agility Intelligence

Battle of the chameleonic monsters! But I cannot defeat your flamethrower!

Yes, put a giant robot into your story - they improve the flavour of anything and everything.

[capri0mni]

Yes, put a giant robot into your story - they improve the flavour of anything and everything.

Hm. I'm pretty sure their lubricant would make vanilla ice cream taste odd... ;-)