Thalia+ thought it would be a hoot...

To hijack my brain.

Day before yesterday or so, she implanted the seed idea of scrambling the melody to "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star".

Today, she whispered: "It's the tune to the alphabet, too, you know -- scramble the letters! Scramble the letters!"

So help me, this is the result:

H O X Double-U A
K G B Zed F N R E J
M V T L C and Y
P D Q S U and I

(pause)
I can't tell you what went wrong;
(pause)
Somebody messed up this song!

To get a .jpg of the score and/or hear a midi of the tune, copy and paste the following text (starting with X and ending with ||)

X:1
T:Mixed Up ABC's
M:4/4
Q:1/4=120
K:C
G2G2A2A2|C2C2E4|F2F2D2D2|EEEEC4|F2F2D2D2|
G2G2E4|F2F2D2D2|G2G2E4|z4G2G2|A2A2C2C2|E2z4|
F2F2D2D2|E2E2C4||


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