Computer wierdness... and my changing pbs schedule...

First, the Wierdness (long story short): My computer is acting funky and slow, so I decide to reboot in safe mode and run disk defragmentor, even though I defragged only two weeks ago... but when I go to open the program, I discover the program is not loaded on my hard drive (wtf?). When I go through the add/delete routine, I discover it's it's not listed among the programs available (WTF?!?) and that I will have to download it from the Web... Where the #$@!!#?@!?@!!! did it go?

Secondly, my PBS is changing its Saturday evening line-up of British comedies. It used to start the evening with "As Time Goes By," but starting tonight, it will now start with "My Hero," which I've heard of, but never seen. Is it any good, you folkses what have seen it? They've gotten rid of the drek "Open all Hours" (hooray). But they've replaced "Coupling" with a double dose of "Eastenders" (waaah).

All in all, my world is quite disturbed, tonight...