On the fact that the most skilled and conscientious player is having a bad day:
To a golf ball that was rolling straight for the hole, for par, then skirted the edge and rolled away at the last second:
On the day's game in general:
Why yes. I am easily amused. How did you guess?
"Makes me want to suck a lemon!"
To a golf ball that was rolling straight for the hole, for par, then skirted the edge and rolled away at the last second:
"Ugh! Get away from me!
On the day's game in general:
"They call it 'golf.' ... I don't know why."
Why yes. I am easily amused. How did you guess?