I think of gordon_r_d every time I see this.

[capri0mni]

I make no claims as to the quality of the product, but the commercial is nifty-shiny:

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[snowgrouse.livejournal.com]

Oooh, that is quite cool.

[capriuni.livejournal.com]

Indeed. I particularly like that the fire truck is a dragon...

There's another commercial (for a men's razor) that was on our televisions a couple of years back that was very slashy, with implied Dom/sub homo-eroticsim...

I was just about to go hunting about for that, to see if it's still around, for your viewing pleasure....

Regarding your superpower: If I had something like that, it would be to beam my images/thoughts directly to your screen telepathically, without the need for plug-in cords, as I'm watching stuff, so we could watch and wibble together....

[eta: Damn! can't find it... might be forgetting the brand name or product (was it a razor or the shaving cream?) ... Oh, for your superpower!]