One reason why I hang out in the Internet relay chat room #Drwhochat:

[capri0mni]

[Jefferys] Peter Piper picked a pail of peppers
[TomFDW] no
[TomFDW] he picked a peck of pickled peppers
[Jefferys] no?
[TomFDW] then he pocked a puck of packled puppers
[TomFDW] then he plucked a plank of purple ploppers
[DrFaust] Puck this.
[TomFDW] and he finished by purking a pink of poggled pampers
[TomFDW] and he wonders why he can't get a date