capri0mni: half furry, half sea monster in wheelchair caption: Monster on Wheels (Monster)
[personal profile] capri0mni
I would have posted this yesterday morning, right after it happened, just for sheer WTF-ery. But I lost my Internet Friday night, and just got it back this afternoon.

When PHC was new-ish, it was one of our family's favorite two hours of the week, period. But in the last 10-15 years, Garrison Keillor (the host, writer, and exec. producer) has gradually turned it more into a showcase for proselytizing his own Christian beliefs and talents than hosting the talents of others (I mean, why does he always have to sing bass, now, in a duet with every woman singer he brings on?).

But, hope springs eternal, I guess, and I turned on the Sunday repeat broadcast for something to listen to because my current favorite show was not on yet.

For the "Guy Noir" segment, he wrote the criminal as a wheelchair user, and I quote: "the guy's in a wheelchair, and like a lot of these chair-bound people, he's wily and unpredictable..."

(scattered audience laughter)

Yes -- he really did say "chair-bound." And why for ever-loving Frog's Sake -- why? Just to make fun of an outside group? And okay, putting the perp in a rocket propelled wheelchair for a radio drama gives your sound-effects man a chance to do something interesting and funny with his mouth-skills. But why not make it clear that it's this individual is untrustworthy, instead of a whole class of people?

That's it. I'm done with the show. For good.

Date: 2011-10-03 09:52 pm (UTC)
spiralsheep: Woman blowing heart-shaped bubbles (Bubble Rainbow)
From: [personal profile] spiralsheep
ILU! ::hugs::

And you are wily... and artful! Although I think of your unpredictability more in it's physical manifestation as creativity, heh.

Date: 2011-10-03 11:02 pm (UTC)
spiralsheep: Sheep wearing an eyepatch (spiralsheep Ram Raider mpfc)
From: [personal profile] spiralsheep
he changed it to stereotypically "sweet" smells -- like "I smell the roses" (last Saturday, it was "I smell the apples")

Oh, that must feel so disappointing. It manages to simultaneously be anti-creative and insult the audience's intelligence.

Perhaps someone should remind him that "the devil is in the details". ;-)

Date: 2011-10-03 11:20 pm (UTC)
jesse_the_k: The smoking pipe from Magritte's "Treachery of Images" itself captioned in French script "this is not a pipe" captioned "not an icon" (CKR fuck no!)
From: [personal profile] jesse_the_k
Like you I started listening to PHC back in the late 70s (before it went network!). It had been a charming revival of live radio, and before Garrison decided that he was a mandatory singer as well as storyteller, I loved the music.

Two years ago in the "Season's Greetings" season, Garrison went on a rampage about "why do all those Jew have to mess with our Christmas songs?" Wait, better quote this:
begin quote  And all those lousy holiday songs by Jewish guys that trash up the malls every year, Rudolph and the chestnuts and the rest of that dreck. Did one of our guys write "Grab your loafers, come along if you wanna, and we'll blow that shofar for Rosh Hashanah"? No, we didn't.From the Baltimore Sun 16 December 2009 quote ends
There was a (thankfully) robust roar of reaction, from all the usual suspects and then all the media that Jews control, that is to say, the New York Times.

Anyway, that was my "No mas!" moment for Garrison.

Date: 2011-10-04 09:23 am (UTC)
spiralsheep: Flowers (skywardprodigal Cog Flowers)
From: [personal profile] spiralsheep
OH! OH! OH!

I'm making the horrified face. I have no words.

Date: 2011-10-04 10:51 pm (UTC)
spiralsheep: Woman blowing heart-shaped bubbles (Bubble Rainbow)
From: [personal profile] spiralsheep
Ditching an old companion can leave a hole. I hope you find more cheering replacement brain candy soon. :-)

Date: 2011-10-04 11:09 pm (UTC)
spiralsheep: The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity (ish icons Curiosity Cures Boredom)
From: [personal profile] spiralsheep
In the meantime... you probably saw this story but....

'Ugly' fossil is largest toothed pterosaur:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/15150591

Date: 2011-10-06 06:21 am (UTC)
chronographia: Mark McKinney pretending to crush your head with his fingers (I am crushing your head.)
From: [personal profile] chronographia
My earliest memory is of listening to PHC, circa 1981 (I was eye level with the coffee table and couldn't understand most words yet, but I knew a storytelling tone when I heard it), so I share your disappointment and sadface and general horror at the downward spiral/blatant car wreck that has been the last 5-7 years of the show. When they started taking potshots at the rest of public radio, I knew it was time for me to leave. How spiteful can you get, seriously.

And then last year Live Wire! Radio waltzed into my life, right on the Saturday 6:00 pm time slot, which threw the whole thing into sharp contrast. It was hosted by a sassy, feisty, youthful, opinionated woman, and had music that was enjoyable, and made jokes that were funny and relevant and I kind of realized that I had been living a lie, trying to be faithful to the old public radio regime that did not actually have a place for me in it.

And then they did Audience Haiku, and it knocked my socks off.

So can I offer it up as a much better replacement for you? Try starting with either Episode 144 to get a feel for it (a personal favorite!), or maybe more appropriately, Episode 158 . . .

Date: 2011-10-07 06:24 am (UTC)
chronographia: Mark McKinney pretending to crush your head with his fingers (I am crushing your head.)
From: [personal profile] chronographia
5-7 years ago is merely when he last had on a guest of any sort that I actually liked - The Ditty Bops. It's been pretty much an ongoing disappointment since then, though perhaps the best it gets is the State Fair shows. The fair makes GK a lot less crotchety, which makes for a slightly better broadcast.

Enjoy Live Wire! They take potshots at public radio too, but, then, they are working from a framework of satire and independent artistry, not as a cranky giant of public broadcasting abusing its position. So. A much better chance of it actually being funny.

Date: 2011-10-08 02:35 am (UTC)
chronographia: Mark McKinney pretending to crush your head with his fingers (I am crushing your head.)
From: [personal profile] chronographia
See, I loathe the talent show specials because they equate talent with radio-friendly performative art, ONLY PERFORMATIVE ART. THERE IS NO OTHER KIND OF TALENT AND YOU ARE A DELUSIONAL IDIOT AND A CHUMP TO THINK OTHERWISE AND WHO ACTUALLY WANTS TO WATCH PAINT DRY, THOSE LOSERS.

American Idol and all its clones I can ignore—public radio, not so much. Kind of a pet peeve.

#144 is a favorite because of the science squee. The knitting is incidental.

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