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(Caught, this time, from [personal profile] spiralsheep)

Open the nearest book at page 45 and read the first sentence, which will predict your sex life for the next year (but I sincerely trust not!).

Okay, there were two books close to hand when I first encountered this. They were stacked. The big one on the bottom was nearest to my fingertips in strict measurement of inches/centimeters, but (being on the bottom) was harder to get to to open, and flip to page 45.

The book on top (No More Masks! an Anthology of Poems by Women [publication date: 1973]) had this on Page 45:

"A Petticoat"
by Gertrude Stein.

A light white, a disgrace, an ink spot, a rosy charm.

[1914]

That's possibly a possible description of my continuing spinsterhood (or dodgy laundry habits). But it's not exactly a sentence.

The book on the bottom of the stack (The Frary Family in America: 1637 - 1980 [publication date: 1981]) had this on page 45 (after a list of birth and death statistical fragments):

Charles was a farm laborer in 1860 at Hatfield, where they lived with her parents.

My parents are dead and both are scattered ashes, now. But maybe this means I will marry and move in with the in-laws? (doubtful).

Date: 2012-01-25 09:40 pm (UTC)
spiralsheep: I have a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel (boz4pm Blackadder Cunning Plan)
From: [personal profile] spiralsheep
A light white, a disgrace, an ink spot, a rosy charm.

I think this means you're going to write lots of porn and have typing-sex in 2012. Aim for disgraceful but charming!

Date: 2012-01-25 10:26 pm (UTC)
spiralsheep: Ladies Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society (Sewing Circle Terrorist Society)
From: [personal profile] spiralsheep
Just don't eat too many of Alice's special brownies!

Date: 2012-01-26 01:50 pm (UTC)
spiralsheep: I have a plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel (boz4pm Blackadder Cunning Plan)
From: [personal profile] spiralsheep
Usually, yes!*

* Note: although I reserve the right to exempt my own meme result from this general policy. ;-)

Date: 2012-01-26 04:20 pm (UTC)
spiralsheep: The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity (ish icons Curiosity Cures Boredom)
From: [personal profile] spiralsheep
What's the adage? "You should try everything once... except incest and morris dancing." Well, I've tried morris dancing!!1!!

(Yes, you're correct, my meme result wasn't moderate but there are moderate forms of those activities.)

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