my brain wouldn't let me rest after "Albaphet Snog," and just kept going...

[capri0mni]

The three silent opening titles read:

"The letters of the alphabet let us express so many feelings."

"So why sing it in only ONE way?"

"How about:"

Then follows five versions of 'The' (ha!) Alphabet Song:

1) "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" (no notes left over, no additional lyrics)

2) "Frere Jacques" (three notes left over, ends with "That's the end.")

3) "Eensy-Weensy Spider" (additional lyrics: "If I sing this tomorrow, will you sing it with me?")

4) "Three Blind Mice" (closing with: That's twenty-six letters for you and for me in the ABCs!)

5) "Yankee Doodle Dandy" (the alphabet, in a rapid patter, takes up the first half of the melody exactly; additional lyrics for the second half: "Now I know my Alphabet/It really is quite dandy!/And should I need a dictionary/It will come in handy!)