Pray for me ... I think (to the deity of your choice)

[capri0mni]

.... Um, "Stripey urine"?!?!?! Also, I fixed a typo -- the original said: "Extremely inability..." (And well, I did go outside for the first time in a week, today... :-/)

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with CapriUniosis
Cause:	lack of fresh air
Symptoms:	nose extension, mildly stripey urine, electric shocks, extreme inability to pronounce letter 'c'
Cure:	prayer
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Oh, and I'm joining the googlebomb: Jew.