Letter to Santa (nicked from kalibex)

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May kiri_l and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Sunday I gave rowenaashe a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In March I helped elementalmuse across the street (6 points). Last week I put money in warinbabylon's expired parking meter (14 points). Last month I gave drbombay a kidney (1000 points). Overall, I've been nice (960 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball! Sincerely, capriuni

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Okay, (whoever wrote this meme) and I have different definitions of "Dutch Oven," I think. Isn't a Dutch oven a heavy iron cooking pot used for slow roasting meat on a stovetop? Why would giving that to someone be a naughty thing?

Or is this slang for something really mean?

[ETA: Okay, just had this thought: Since I didn't even know what a "dutch oven" was, does that mean that I'm entitled to a niceness upgrade? Although a shiny red ball would be very nice, especially since my kitties and I could play with it together]